I would not shit you

you are my favorite turd.

But it will cost you.

If you live in outside Japan, are childish, and blind, there is no entry fee.

International Section entries, Children’s Section entries, and entries in Braille are free.

 
But you might want to read up on the rules because they cheat.
Here’s a winner

I decided that the following haiku is the best among his haiku accumulated over the year and the winner of first prize in 2007. As stated in his definition, Thum seems to depict a transient haiku moment through a window to the sea, finally giving an eternal quality to his dreamlike word picture.

diving whale
its tail fin balances
the full moon
— Hubertus Thum (Barsinghausen, Germany)

Somebody tells,
Sixty listens intently
then farts.
— Possibly my entry, tells of my transcendental fortitude while moving precious wind through my real rectum.