My daughter is brain damaged because of an aneurysm. She’s a gimp. Lucky for everybody she can function pretty normally, and they live in Florida where everybody is brain damaged.
But she may have developed a side effect we didn’t anticipate. Her brain damage may be contagious!
Here’s the proof:
Her husband bought one. Professor Electronical. Mr. Replace-anything-around-the-house, sometimes-when-it-doesn’t-need-it. Dr. Trumpet. Bought a necklace!
When Amy told me, I glanced at the link she sent and couldn’t believe it was for SIL. She confirmed it was a “boy’s necklace.”
She said a lot of the Cubs players are wearing them. He is a great Cubs fan. But he is NOT a necklace type.
I read the details on the necklace, and this isn’t just any necklace.
- Introducing the new MLB Authentic Team Gear Phiten X-30 Necklace.
- Phiten’s exclusive processes increase cell efficiency, thereby enhancing circulation, promoting relaxation, stabilizing energy flow, reducing stress, soothing tension, and alleviating discomfort.
- Titanium Necklace with Phiten’s patented stabilizing process.
- Official MLB Authentic Team Gear
- Chicago Cubs collectible
increase cell efficiency, thereby enhancing circulation, promoting relaxation, stabilizing energy flow, reducing stress, soothing tension, and alleviating discomfort.
Ever hear of brain damage being contagious? Should I tell his sister, the holistic healer? Should I tell his Dad, the Cub Fan Clan Leader? I could tell his wife, but she wouldn’t remember because of her brain damage.
He’s lost it. I swear. He’s lost it.