Calm down Homeland Security, I’m not going postal. The REAL CSI people will be coming to Louisville for an educational conference.
These are not the REAL CSI people – they just play them on CSI: Miami which is way better than CSI: New York, Miami is beautiful, New York is grundgy. BTW: I do a great David Caruso imitation, I even have the glasses. Except I’m double his weight. I should star in CSI: Dairy Queen.
The conference will take place at the same time of our 40th wedding anniversary. We already have pretty significant plans to celebrate, but I think Nancy would have a hard time deciding between those plans and attending this conference.
The International Association for Identification (IAI) will hold its 93rd International Educational Conference Aug. 17 to 23 at the Kentucky International Convention Center.
IAI is a worldwide organization for people working in forensic identification, with more than 7,000 members in 70 countries, according to a news release.
Here are some of the topics that will be covered:
- Bloodstain Pattern Analysis
- Forensic Photography/Imaging
- Footwear & Tire Track Examination
- Latent Print Identification
- Forensic Laboratory Analysis
- Forensic Anthropology
- Digital Evidence
- Forensic Podiatry
- Basic Facial Imagining
- Basic Facial Reconstruction
Wow! She would be their best student. We already have mastered Advanced Flashlight Holding.
Non members are welcome to attend the conference for $375. If I would have known about this earlier, I could have saved $2,637! We could have both attended. What a memorable way to celebrate 40 years of:
- where are my shoes?
- have you seen my glasses?
- where is Oliver?
- I thought we had milk!
- did you look under stuff?
- does this smell funny to you?
- does this go together?
- where is the clicker?
- I thought you had it!
Therefore, CSI Our House would need these additional educational seminars:
- Hair in Shower Analysis
- Canine Feces Identification
- Latent Stain Identification
- Forensic Email InBox Analysis
- Footwear Identification Techniques
And let’s don’t forget the trade show that is attached.
Here is just what one vendor will be showing
Ballistics, Blood/Body Fluids, DNA, Dust Marks, Electronic, Explosives, Gunshot Residue, Indented Writing, Narcotics, Questioned Documents, Record Print, Toolmarks, Trace.
It’s like a flea market for blood and guts.