Miss USA, Crystle Stewart, Demonstrates Important Laws of Physics to Delight of Plus Sizers Everywhere — 4 Comments

  1. I thought Miss “YOUSA” displayed agility and cat-like quickness.

    Meow, baby.

    I wish my wife would look so graceful when she falls.

    Well she falls when she drinks but she doesn’t drink…that much…anymore. Wait a minute, her Life Alert just went off. Let me check the message. “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up so come and help me you F*%^ing A*&hole”.

    Damn, I must have missed the Peach Schnapps hidden in the toilet tank on my last sweep of the house.

    Gotta Go!