A bee stung his four year old on the penis.
Duchovny told Letterman last night his reaction was to:
- Put a diaper on the naked four year old – Duchovny couldn’t bear to look
- Give him a soda – it was as good as a drug, sugar rush and all that
- Put in a DVD – to distract his son
Later Duchovny said, he son took great delight in telling people – mostly women – “look how big my penis is.”