Don’t come up to me and start bitching because gas prices are 10 cents higher in this town than any other towns around us if:

• we are at a private country club
• you arrived in an SUV
• your income is probably triple the national average, maybe higher
• your wife works
• you drive a gas golf cart
• you whine because everywhere you went on vacation, gas was cheaper than here
• you say “market conditions” isn’t a valid reason
• you are wearing Izod everything
• your using $3 golf balls.

Yeah, that just happened, and he didn’t like it when I said the reason gas prices are higher here is because guys like you are willing to pay the price.

I hope he hits his $3 golf ball in the stupid pond.

Damn fool.