Did you hear? The 2008 Summer Olympic Games begin in Bejing China tomorrow. I paid my cable bill in advance, just so I can make sure I don’t lose my internet connection. I stocked up on Netbuster and Blockflix. I hope it doesn’t rain so I can go outside. We will be leaving the country next Friday and going where they don’t have television. Deep in the rain forest. Real deep.

Yes, I’m sure I will watch the synchronized swimming when the Brazil Sisters, Bia and Branca Feres compete. And I’ll probably watch the old broad, Dana Torres, swim too. Beach Volleyball? Not so much.

Which event has you talking back to the television?

Here is a nice three minute capsule of the Olympics…

Haiku

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Oy Eight, Oy Eight, hoy!

Olympics will Dominate

Television, Oy!

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China Internet

Asian Women Holding Things

Journalists miss out!

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Which is worse TV?

Olympics or Election?

Synchronized blah.

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Paris in China

Count on Miss Hilton Showing.

Queen of Podiums.

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