Oh well, now just come on. I wasn’t going to write anything about the new M & M Premiums because everybody knows that their premium candy are regular M & M candy coated lovelies.
Then I came across this picture of the new candy.
Now, tell me what is premium looking about these candies? They look like old marbles, or moldy costume jewelry from Aunt Maude’s ring, or pebbles from a beach that has been covered in Exxon Valdez oil for a dozen years.
There is no CRUNCH! Just the metallic looking skin.
Then there is this: the candies will be launched during New York Fashion Week. The home of the Size 0. Where one M & M can cause wide spread puking. Here are the innards of the new M&M’s
Mint and Triple Chocolate
A pox on your house Mars – I don’t care if Jupiter does align, this isn’t the dawn of a new candy and peace won’t rule the earth.