Manner has escaped the gender neutral requirement of polite society. It’s also the word of the day for Heads or Tails.
Womaner? Personer? I want to be kept in which the womaner of which I am accustomed.
Manage: Personage? isn’t that where a pastor lives? No way would you put woman and age together to make womanage!
Manatee: Now figure this, they are also called sea cows. Why not bullatee? Or sea bulls?
Mandate: Again, this does not compute. Women give orders. Women mandate! Womandate is more accurate, forget political correctness.
Mandolin: Persondolin, if you put the emphasis on the second syllable it’s really a pretty cool word: per-SON-do-lin.
Ah, there’s a bunch more, but I really wanted to work mangy into this post. But since it has a long “a” it just doesn’t quit fit.
Mangling my manhood on a manifold is not the manner in which I wish to be manicured.