Just before the end of 2007, I predicted that 2008 would be a interesting year. Here are the things I thought had a good chance of happening this year. With ninety days to go, it could be a very busy three months.

• I will become a star. – Nope,.I had a few brushes with fame, but nothing that could be considered pure stardom
• Unanticipated blood loss. – Nope. I picked a few scabs from insect bites that bled pretty good and picked my nose and it bled, but you gotta expect those things.
• Someone will call me Mr. Fenster and I will answer. – If I was called Mr. Fenster, I didn’t hear it, therefore I didn’t answer.
• The diagnosis will be complete and accurate. – Not even close. I haven’t been diagnosed with anything.
• I will perform an act of civil disobedience. – I can’t remember, honestly judge, I just can’t remember. I don’t think I did.