Alright, it’s payback time! Here are some posts I read this week that gave me a chuckle and I think you will like.

A screenwriter divulges the behind-the-scenes knowledge that only a screenwriter would be able to list, she has twenty-five, here is a sample:

1. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear. This goes along with the fact that if a serial killer is going to get you, ladies, it will be while you’re in the shower.
2. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
3. No matter how badly a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.

Brian had a good weekend. Be sure to check out the political poster he has for McCain/Palin

…but I spent the entire weekend uncontrollably laughing my ass off every time I saw yet-another-story about McGrumpy and Miss Alaska, so this was about the only thing I had.

The Bloggess had to leave a prayer. Which is pretty cool because she works at a faith based company. (She’s not in my blogroll because she’s not that hot.

I had to walk out in the middle of the prayer because I totally snorted and was drawing attention to myself because all I could think of is how I bet God was only half-listening and then was all “WTF?

Grannymar has great news about Viagra for her toyboys.

Joy of Six had a blogaversary. She consistently writes great stuff. For three years.

How can you not look at the Nordquist kids starting school and feel that it must be a little bittersweet?

Polly Vous Francais visits one of my wife’s discoveries while we were in Paris. She has the same attitude toward yarn as Polly does toward fabric.

Don’t be a picky-pants.

And for my own amusement:

I gamed by Feedburner widget:

and I changed by favicon: