Bruce Willis is a wuss. I always suspected his tough guy image was just that, an image. Today the truth has leaked out. Bruce Willis is a man’s man like Rue Paul is a man’s woman’s man.

I thought he was being sincere when he uttered these lines.

John McClane: Hey man, when you go through the airport metal detector, what sets it off first? The lead in your ass or the sh*t in your brains?

Butch: It’s a chopper, baby. Fabienne: Whose chopper is this? Butch: It’s Zed’s. Fabienne: Who’s Zed? Butch: Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.

Bruce Willis is selling:

• 1967 Corvette 427
• 1969 Shelby GT500 Mustang
• 1969 Dodge Charge
• 1957 Corvette
• 1955 Chevrolet Bel Air Nomad 2-Door Station Wagon

Ahem.
No real stud would part with these cars as long as he was drawing a breath. Sell the Buicks, the Edsels, the Oldsmobiles, et al. But don’t sell the Corvettes, Mustangs, or Chargers. Never.
Yeah, give us that tough guy look you limp wristed, pathetic, rich guy. I hope a real man – Jay Leno, picks up these sweet rides. He actually drives his cars!