Joseph Robinette Biden is running for Vice-president. Yes, Robinette. Don’t feel bad, I only looked it up so I could get “penis” into an anagram.

I got points from The Stinker for some pretty lame anagrams (he obviously is nice to old people. Knowing that he is also stuck on song parodies, rather than offering my own twelve step program for breaking the habit, I am enabling The Stinker.

Rockin’ Robinette (Rockin’ Robin)

He talks on the photo-op all a day long

Chinnin’ and a-grinn’ and spinnin’ the song

All the old voters on O-bama Street

Love to hear Robinette goin’ bleat bleat bleat

Rockin’ Robinette (tweet tweet tweet)

Rockin’ Robinette (tweet tweet tweet)

Robinette on the ticket just because you’re white.

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Everything shallow, like an Emcee

Every little word like a Senate Decree.

The press in the bus, the Billy O’

Flapping their mouths, sayin’ go Joe go.

Rockin’ Robinette (tweet tweet tweet)

Rockin’ Robinette (tweet tweet tweet)

Robinette on the ticket just because you’re white.

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A purdy little queen at Robinette’s first debate

Showed him how to wink and look really great

While asking the question, “can I call you Joe?”

She stepped right up and stole the show.

Rockin’ Robinette (tweet tweet tweet)

Rockin’ Robinette (tweet tweet tweet)

Robinette on the ticket just because you’re white.