Git Ma 5 Iron Maw, We’s Havin’ Some Squirrel! — 9 Comments

  1. AHA! He left out the important part of the story. When I finally convinced him to see the damage the squirrel did in the garage….he FOLLOWED (that’s important, because he didn’t lead) me and I realized the squirrel was caught in the chair and yelled “it’s there in the chair”. He immediately shut the door and stood there till I yelled “I think he hung himself on the chair!” Ahhhhh, my hero!

    Reminds me of another story when I was 10 months (yes, 10 months) pregnant with 1st daughter. Got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and realized there was something big and black in the toilet (and it wasn’t poop!) and I ran back into the bedroom to awaken the sleeping king. His answer was “can’t you wait till morning to go to the bathroom?” Any person that’s been pregnant knows the feeling that if you have to go, you have to go RIGHT NOW! So of course, being the dutiful wife, I crawled back in bed and laid there till daylight! His answer to the problem, was to flush the toilet!

    A night or two later we had a couple over and a damn bat flew through the living room! It was a mate to the one that got flushed!! I wish you could have seen these two grown men running through our apartment with tennis rackets trying to get the bat!

    To clarify the 10 month pregnancy – due date was 7/31 and she didn’t choose to join the world till 8/31!

  2. Right, that’s it. I’m alerting PETA to you people!!!

    That bat would’ve been lovely sautee’d and added to a salad. What a waste!

  3. I once killed a squirrel when I pounded a real worm burner down the 9th fairway. He was heading a across about half way down when my ball hit a bump and slugged him right upside the head. He was dead by the time we got there.

    Since the owners of the course frowned on barbecuing squirrels on the fairways, my friend whopped the corpse over the tree line and landed it on the 10th green just as the members of the local garden club were putting out. I complimented my friend on his amazing accuracy.

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