It’s hard to get a room full of stupid white guys. But Congress has done it. Actually the car guys got the ball rolling. The car guys called up the largest gathering of stupid white men – the Senate – and invited themselves to Washington for a little confab about a few billion dollars. So a bunch of old white guys that spent the U.S. into a deep recession yelled at three white guys who couldn’t figure out how to make cars that people wanted to buy. Then they all got on their jets and flew home.
Me? I’m betting the guys sleeping on my couch every evening could do better than all those stupid white guys put together. But first, they have to learn not to poop in the house.

PS: this is no reflection on the real car guys Tom and Ray.

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