The Classic New Year’s Toast
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. …Ogden Nash Hoping your 2009 is Sweet!
Continue reading →Monthly Archives: December 2008
Boomer Stripper Joints
It is inevitable that a chain of Boomer-Chucka-Lucka strip joints open up. Eventually we all will have a new hip or knee or both, and this kind of entertainment will be in high demand. The business just makes so much … Continue reading →
Do You Lock the Bathroom Door?
Obviously this is addressed to empty-nesters. Of course you lock it if still have your children living with you. But ninty-nine times out of ten, I don’t even shut the bathroom door. I can get pretty creative with my flatulence … Continue reading →