Help, I’ve lowered my standards and can’t get up.
I don’t have anything, except what you already have heard/read/said a few dozen times. This year, Father Time will get sloppy seconds and there will be 61 seconds in some minute sometime soon to make up for the slowing down of the earth. I only put it here so I could write that headline.
Happy New Year.

UPDATE: If this gets comments, when I spent hours on my poem which generated no comments, I will stop writing.