Tim Russert Still Dead. David Gregory Is Anointed by Cardinal Brokaw to Take the Mantle
NBC has decided that Tim Russert will not becoming back from the dead, so Cardinal Brokaw has anointed David Gregory to assume the mantle of responsibility for Meet the Press. Brokaw’s “pal” died of something, I forget what, and the Inside-the-Beltway mob has been wringing their hands over who was going to take over the Sunday morning entertainment. But they still are paying high tribute to the High-Preist-of-Sunday Tim.
Gregory admits that he suckled at the teat of the great Tim Russert. He continues to suckle at Tom Brokaw’s.
I was somewhat sad that he didn’t cry when he mentioned his beautiful wife, the former Executive Vice-president and General Counsel for Fannie Mae. He choked up, (4 minutes into video) but not enough. David, If you’re going to talk on camera, you gotta learn to cry. Then again, is he too young to remember the movie Broadcast News? David Gregory/Tom Grunick – separated at birth?
Heads up, NBC Newser boss! Spontaneous crying can be the sign of TIA, the precursor to a stroke.
Favre got it. There is crying in football. There can be crying in Meet the Press.
1 Samuel 28: 13 – 14 – The king said to her, Be not afraid; what do you see? The woman said to Saul, I see a god [terrifying superhuman being] coming up out of the earth! He said to her, In what form is he? And she said, An old man comes up, covered with a mantle. And Saul perceived that it was Samuel, and he stooped with his face to the ground and made obeisance.
The part of king was played by Tom Brokaw, the part of Saul was played by Brian Williams, the woman was played by Betsy and the Staff. Samuel was played by Tim Russert.
UPDATE: Move over Matt Lauer:
NEW YORK (AP) — NBC names named David Gregory as new host of “Today” program.
APTV 12-07-08 0953EST
12-07-2008 14:55UTC / (AT.ny-at.02a.am-nyny-inwcp01) /
Okay, that was just too funny! Great Sunday laugh, thanks!
XNetwork news marches into the future. Gregory has all the makings to do for MEET THE PRESS what Katie Couric has done for CBS EVENING NEWS.
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@M. Hatter: not sure if you think this is a good thing.
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Yeah, but if the host of Meet the Press actually broke down in front of the camera would anybody believe it? I mean once-upon-a-time when Walter Cronkite became all bent out of shape in front of God and everybody the entire country cried with him. For some reason I just can’t see that happening in this day and age.
So why don’t I like this guy? Doesn’t really matter since I haven’t had any sort of cable/satellite/ hook up to my TV for well over 10 years and never intend to.
I love the annotated video though.
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@Kirk M. Yup. My point: there is so much boo-hooing on the TeeVee it’s meaningless. Good for you for keeping your television free from interference!
Can’t wait to see one of your annotated videos ^.^