Blogger Always Sweet – Post Gets Bitter
Another site where I post is populated mostly by Xers. One of them made an off-hand observation “things get better with age, right Sixty?” A couple more weighed in with things that do get better with age, wine and cheese for example. I advised them that after 40 life does start to go downhill. They need to get ready:
Joints stiffen faster – gait gets slower
Ass gets wider – mind gets narrower
Skin gets dark spots – hair gets white spots
Teeth get longer – dick gets shorter
Wishes remain – dreams vanish
Life is sweet – living is sour
Skin is thinner – glasses are thicker
Bedtime is earlier – awake time is later
Head hair manageable – back hair berserk
Food is softer – turds are harder
Memory fades – something something
Hearing loss unacceptable – silence almost preferable
Speech halting – opinions ongoing
Tolerance lessens – isolation worsens
Rising a chore – sitting a bore
Repetition repeats – Repetition repeats
Talking to TeeVee is fun – talking to clerks is unbearable
Time Drags – Life Speeds
Life Drags – Time Speeds
Tongue in cheek – thumb up ass
Too funny! Geez, I’m already on the downhill slide…just hope that I have enough money by the time I get to this point to do something about it, like being able to afford medical and dental. Websites like this are just great at making me feel better about advancing age!