Larry Bird is head of Basketball Operations for the Indianapolis Pacers, it makes no sense why he is a greenie. They don’t have white/flesh M & M’s, I understand. Green is supposed to be the sexy M&M, he is such a dork, no way is he sexy.

But even more puzzling…

Why isn’t Magic Johnson a Brown M&M?

Oops: after this published I realized that I had made a racist remark. Two actually, one intentional, one subliminal.
Can you find the Baby Boomer racist statement?

And… yes, I know Magic played for the Lakers who wore yellow and Bird played for the Celtics who wore green.