There is a big prize involved.
A wonderful Marilyn Monroe shirt from the wonderful people at TeesForAll.com. TeesforAll.com is not doing this because they like me, they want to sell you some Tee shirts. They have a really cool Stones shirt, and some other Boomer targeted stuff:
Vote for the most weird, arcane, tricky, smart, obscure, clever word combinations. As always cheating and multiple voting is encouraged.
I will need to know your size and mailing address to send you the shirt, but promise not to snicker or stalk. There are probably some other rules, but screw it.