Spring has sprung,
grass has riz,
this is where,
the colonoscopy is.
A boomer friend decided a few years ago, she hated her job and wanted to be a nurse. She dumped her cheating husband, moved into a horse trailer (literally) borrowed a boatload of money, got a grant from a hospital and is now an R.N.
One of the perks is free a free colonoscopy anytime. Probably not a perk that gets abused much.
Nancy has a knack for getting her friends involved in shenanigans.
This is her most recent example. She thought Joanne needed to have a temporary tattoo on her rear when she got her first colonoscopy. Joanne figured since she had to buy a package, she should use them all.
Much hilarity ensued.