I think Danica Patrick is cute. Not hot. Not sexy. Not slutty. Just cute.
I’m getting old.
But in her latest commercial for Boost Mobile, Danica Patrick says I still have a shot to have her go motor-boating in my man boobs.
Because we all know, what is in commercials actually happens in real life.
Even if Bob Parsons, the GoDaddy.com guy, doesn’t. I think he thinks that throwing lots of money at Danica Patrick to appear as a stripper in his commercials will get him a shot.
News flash Bobbo. My man boobs have a better shot than your money.
I saw it on a commercial.
PS: Danica Patrick will make the move to NASCAR and eat their lunch.