Some face cutter is giving away a facelift. I got a candidate.
Why A Facelift Will Help Me Get Work story, in 250 words or less and attach a facial photo by email to: firstname.lastname@example.org or by mail to Dr. David W. Kim, 490 Post Street, Suite 933, San Francisco, CA 94102. They are also encouraged to supplement their entry by posting up to a one-minute video on YouTube and emailing the URL link to email@example.com.
Please also send copies to me.