Interrupted Plans: I Found Pooches “To Do” List
I knew they had been using the old laptop. I fired it up last night and found this blog favorited! and RSS feed. (Except Nooter would call it an RSS snak.)
Yes, one of the herd of canine-ensteins or bone-heads at Plaza del Poocho had been reading Nooter’s blog and correspawding with Nooter.
I found this note.
Rainy weekend “doggy do list”
- all: snooze as much as possible
- Sofi: look adorable after crapping in sewing room
- Oliver: dig ears, lick feet
- Sofi: dig ears, lick feet
- Derby: dig ears, lick ass
- Derby: lick Sixty’s face immediately after above
- Sedona: swagger
- Sofi: purr ocassionally so the rest will go into a barking frenzy
- Derby: continue bark at nothing
- Oliver: sit in the middle of room and look around
- Sedona: swagger
- Derby: bark at leaf
- Derby: pick fight with Sedona and then race around while she looks at you like you’re a loon.
- all: don’t go outside without looking like you are gonna get whipped
- Sofi: go yell in Sedona’s face when she is behind gate
- Derby: bark at rain
- Sofi: keep Nancy’s lap warm
- as soon as they leave, Derb: back of couch; Sofi: back of couch; Oliver; couch cushion; Sedona: closet.
- all: snooze as much as possible
Truer words have never spoken by dogs!!!