- Hot Lips is a lesbian
- Father Mulcahy likes little boys
- Colonel Potter is impotent
- Radar likes sheep
- Hawkeye – likes BJ’s
- Captain Winchester is gay.
- BJ is still a virgin
- Corporal Klinger is a stud.
And how is it I could name all these MASH characters right off the top of my pointy little head? It’s because MASH was the best darn cast of characters and story line on television ever.
MASH was the best television show ever.
And I’ll slap anybody that says differently.