Giving old broads and old buzzards hope everywhere, two of the best known and most beloved television Moms are helping US/U.S. cope with our complicated lives.
First, Shirley Jones will take off all her clothes for Playboy. I’ll bet Hef is out of the country for this photo shoot. Full employment for Photoshoppers International Local #666. I don’t know how this helps our complicated lives but more naked people can’t hurt.
Next up, Florence Henderson will help geezers understand this whole new TeeVee digital signal converter gadget thingamabob.
Those people…are old. And they need someone nonthreatening and of comparable age to explain the process in plain, large-print words. Preferably with pretty colors. Florence Henderson, better known as Carol Brady, has stepped up to what we’re sure is a thankless job.