Here’s what trending high on Google now. (I took out the searches for the hot Fox news babe, drunken women’s soccer player, the sex tape teacher, and some )
- all recipes
- are banks open today
- wimbledon semi finals live
- fireworks shows
- is the post office open today
- wimbledon tv coverage
- is the stock market open today
- usps holidays
I pity the people who are so out of it that they don’t know if the post office or banks or stock markets are open… today… Friday… July 3rd. So they go f**king Google it.
Now, if you sneeze and need help, go here.
If you just told a groaner joke and need suitable sound effects, go here.
Twitter sluggish? think it’s down? Go here.
Definitily? definitaly? It’s here.
Is today Christmas? Santa looks here.
Unemployed? Looking for a new career? Is Pimping Hard? Check here.
Need to know what President Obama is promising? Here’s what some people thought.
Having some self esteem issues? Are you awesome? It’s here.
But let’s be careful out there folks with the Google search. Banks are open today, the post office is open today, and fireworks shows will be all weekend, and Wimbledon is tennis, who cares? Unless you need a couple women grunting for some nefarious web video you are constructing.
Happy 3rd of July. Which is a new national holiday.