Cheers to all us thieves!

Sunday Stealing: The “I’ve Come to Realize” Meme

1. I’ve come to realize that my chest-size. . . gets swells after a “crowd pleaser” turd.

2. I’ve come to realize that my job. . .  is to stay regular.

3. I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving. . .  my farts still stink.

4. I’ve come to realize that I need. . .  a stool softener.

5. I’ve come that realize that I have lost. . . my normal bowel function.

6. I’ve come to realize that I hate it when. . . turds splash.

7. I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk. . . I shart.

8. I’ve come to realize that money… can’t buy regularity.

9. I’ve come to realize that certain people. . . can’t poop in a public toilet.

10. I’ve come to realize that I’ll always. . . poop whenever and whereever the urge strikes.

11. I’ve come to realize that my sibling(s). . . is dead. No shit.

12. I’ve come to realize that my mom… is dead. No shit.

13. I’ve come to realize that my cell phone. . .  (don’t own one.)

14. I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning. . . I was constipated.

15. I’ve come to realize that last night before I went to sleep. . . I shouldn’t have eaten chocolate  which makes me clogged.

16. I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking. . . I wish I could poop.

17. I’ve come to realize that my dad. . . is dead. No shit.

18. I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook. . . it’s crap.

19. I’ve come to realize that today. . . is crappy.

20. I’ve come to realize that tonight. . . will be crappy.

21. I’ve come to realize that tomorrow. . . will be squishy.

22. I’ve come to realize that I really want to. . . make a bone.

23. I’ve come to realize that the person mostly likely to repost this is. . . Turd Twister

24. I’ve come to realize that life. . . is a steaming pile of doo-doo

25. I’ve come to realize that this weekend. . . you can’t polish a turd.

26. I’ve realized the best music to listen to when I am upset. . . Beethoven’s Turd Symphony

27. I’ve come to realize that my friends. . . ask “what will Brown do for you?”

28. I’ve come to realize that this year. . . is shitty.

29. I’ve come to realize that my exes. . . are existentially extinct expatriot excrement (I don’t have any exes.)

30. I’ve come to realize that maybe I should. . .  poop.

31. I’ve come to realize that I love. . . rockin’ the throne.

32. I’ve come to realize that I don’t understand. . . why rockin’ the throne helps.

33. I’ve come to realize my past. . . I could shit a brick.

34. I’ve come to realize that parties. . . usually had a shit list.

35. I’ve come to realize that I’m totally terrified. . . of “crowd pleaser” dumps.

36. I’ve come to realize that my life. . . is a list of synonyms.