You’re Invited to My ‘Urban Loser’ Party
If you’re not white trash, you shouldn’t be writing about throwing a white trash party, biyotch.
According to ThisNext these are the necessities for a white trash party:
- PBR
- baby pool for PBR
- charcoal grille
- lawn chair
- goofy fake teeth
- hanes wife beater shirt
- Wonder Bread hot dog buns
- cowboy boots
- denim short shorts
- paper plates
- mullet wig
Ha. Ha. Ha. That is just hilarious.
Here’s what you need for a ‘Urban Loser’ party:
- Tuesday night
- rooftop
- mini lights
- Take out Chinese food
- Odors
- red plastic cups
- Corona
- Grey Goose
- Kanye West sunglasses
- Posing for Facebook photos
- sports team caps
- sundress
- girls kissing girls
- cupcakes
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Really very nice and fabulous post. Your post is so good and links too.
Well, I don’t qualify on either count I’m afraid although girls kissing would be allowed at any of my parties and perhpas more? You didn’t mention about ad-hoc jamming sessions either (the first photo at top left). That’s an absolute requirement.
.-= Kirk M´s last blog ..Contrary to popular belief—I’m normal. =-.
I love the “Urban Losers” Party. I have never heard that one before. The Rooftop and Coronas are so right.