The Gideons Were Passing Out Bibles On Campus; Too Bad the Students Passed Them Up
I was on campus the other day (which I try to avoid like H1N1 because everybody is so damn young) and the Gideons were everywhere. There must have been 100 old white guys standing at every crosswalk offering everyone that passed a New Testament bible.
They need a new approach. The bibles were of the “pocket” variety: about 3″ by 4″. And the kiddles were stupid for not snatching them up by the boxful.
Bible paper is perfect for rolling paper says Chris, but don’t take his word for it.
Authorities in Ohio said a 16-year-old arrested for drug possession allegedly used a page torn from his Bible as a marijuana cigarette rolling paper.
no higher authority than Marijuana.com recommends the practice.
The other most common alternative rolling papers:
- tissue (blech)
- computer paper (how old is this survey?)
- receipts (blech again)
- fax paper (this is a REALLY old survey)
- sticky tape (whaaaa?)
- dollar bills (blech)
What is your preferred rolling paper alternative?
- 401K statement?
- Post it?
- Social Security check?
Rolling paper, hell. Anyone worth their salt knows how to make a pipe from a toilet paper roll and tinfoil. If you’ve got hash, all you need is a safety pin. But I’ll bear in mind that Gideon thing . . .
.-= Gretchen´s last blog ..Okay. So The Dude Is Fucking Batshit Crazy. =-.
Oh, I like this. Sometimes, I think the kids on campus just don’t have their thinking caps on!
.-= Katie C´s last blog ..Power to the People =-.