Clitaurus: the New Car for Women from Ford and Renault

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.

They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the “Clitaurus.” It comes in pink and the average male won’t be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.

And even if he did find it, he wouldn’t know how to service it.

Seems like a logical marketing move: except most women have never seen one. I guess the Clitaurus will be sold by feel? And always be some where near the Volvo?

I dunno.

Clio

Taurus

Comments

Clitaurus: the New Car for Women from Ford and Renault — 18 Comments

Flordia SIL on December 12, 2009 at 7:51 pm said:

If she can’t handle her own Clitaurus properly how can I expect her to handle my Hummer?
- sluta tappa hår on January 27, 2011 at 5:40 am said:
  
  hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
GoingLikeSixty on December 13, 2009 at 1:43 pm said:

ahahahahahahaha!
Privatlån on December 13, 2009 at 2:36 pm said:

Is it just me or does the sound of that name remind you of a woman’s “thing” down there? Or is this just a joke? hehehe… which if it is, it’s a good one. I almost fell for it! 😛
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bodrum on December 19, 2009 at 11:02 am said:

I think a good car clio 🙂
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magpie on January 28, 2010 at 10:31 pm said:

if it misses an oil change, does the trunk fill up with rollerskates nine months later?
GoingLikeSixty on January 29, 2010 at 8:17 am said:

@Magpie: I think there is a special opener. (This could go on forever…)
eric on March 5, 2010 at 11:50 am said:

Hahahahaha! 🙂
Is this true? I don’t believe this!
It kinda reminds me of something! hahahaha!
I just can’t help it! lol! 🙂
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LA Car Service on November 4, 2010 at 6:15 pm said:

WOW. Who would have thought the car industry would get into the innuendo game? Well, I guess it’s true- sex sells.
Gia
Indianapolis Dealerships on February 9, 2011 at 9:23 pm said:

This is hysterical! You definitely need to update your blog more often, because I am having a blast reading your posts!
Smink on February 26, 2011 at 11:46 pm said:

Hahah, i laughed my a.. off!
[email protected]önster on June 6, 2011 at 9:47 am said:

Haha, this is hilarious!
Is it a “true story” ?
- goinglikesixty on June 6, 2011 at 9:58 am said:
  
  Yes, of course it is!
Badrumsrenovering on August 1, 2011 at 5:37 am said:

OMG. There is no way that this is true? HAHAH…damn, I cant stop laughing. #tweeting about this now
converse skor on August 5, 2011 at 4:09 pm said:

Haha, very funny stuff!
Jonnay on April 21, 2012 at 4:20 pm said:

HAHA, is this for real? OMG! 😛 Score