Call  Nestles Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051 and then wait for the recording to give you your options for English or Spanish.

Wait some more without responding.

Eventually  you will get the Pig Latin option and other “funner” options such as Knock-knock jokes, back yard game of catch, bubble wrap, cannon ball in a pool, a noogie, a boy giving affection etc.

I like  #7 which deals with how to get rid of cooties.