As I was leaving the house yesterday, Nancy said “pull down your pants.”
Yep, I had them hiked up all right. But I’m only trying to keep up with the Brits.
As teenagers, most kids wear their pants baggy and low on the hips. When that teen graduates college and journeys into the job world at about age 27, his pants find his natural waist and stay there for a good 12 years. Then, it starts to happen; pants creep is in effect. By 45 pants are 2 inches above where they should be. By the time a man hits 57, he’s wearing his pants just 7 inches below his arm pits!
My reason: I’m so gosh-awful skinny that I have to start with my pants seven inches below my armpits because after the first ten steps, my pants are on the ground.