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Sky Rehab Aerobics Skinny Bitch Owes Me 1100 Calories

Baby Boomer Going Like Sixty Posted on by


I was motivated yesterday.
I swam laps for 30 minutes at noon AND I had plans on doing water aerobics yesterday evening. Instead, I ate 8/10 of a large pepperoni pizza from Godfather’s.

Dammit.

The aerobics class is at 5:30, I arrived about 5:10 just as a snow squall moved through Smallburg. Apparently, the aerobics pool girl was psychic and decided that nobody in their right mind would want to dip themselves in 90 degree water and work up a sweat when it was 25 degrees with a 20 mph wind gusting the snow.

Skinny bitch.

5:30 came and went. I realized I needed gas (in the car.) Pulling into the Marathon/Godfather’s Pizza Palace and Beer Cave, there is was:

Today Only
Large One Topping Pizza
$4.99

I ate 8 /10 of the pizza.  800 calories. By not doing water aerobics that’s at least 300 calories that didn’t get burned.

1100 calories. On a day when I could have actually burned more calories than I consumed.

There is a conspiracy. I am convinced.
I am doomed.

UPDATE: I got some advice from Jack Sh*t: (these are just a few of his ideas…)

  • To save time, work exercise into everyday activities. For example, don’t use a cart when you’re at the grocery store. Just get one item at a time, pay for it and take it to the car. Four or five hours later, you’ll be done with both your workout and your grocery shopping!
  • An easy way to get in some extra walking is to run out of gas in your car.
  • Remember that you’re not restricting the foods that you love forever… just for the rest of your life.
  • They say that wearing too-tight clothes can keep your focused on your diet, so start wearing toddler outfits from Gymboree.

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Sky Rehab Aerobics Skinny Bitch Owes Me 1100 Calories — 4 Comments

  1. Does 8/10 make you feel better than 4/5?.

    So what happened to the rest of it? I surely hope you didn’t throw it away. Given the same choice, I would have also taken the pizza too.

    The skinny instructor must have been born and bred in the South. Bad weather rarely stops a Northerner from any athletic event, inside or out.

  2. @Catch Her in the Wry: Sure can tell you don’t order Pizza much. You can’t cut a pizza into five equal pieces. It has to be ten. Sheesh.
    Nancy ate two pieces.
    I gotta say, even with my MI experience, it was the slickest and most dangery I have seen. But we still ventured to the basketball game in it – thats the MI experience showing.

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