Bottoms Up: International Pooper Scooper Week Is Just Around The Corner, What Did You Buy Me?
Barbie has a dog that craps magnetic turds.
Finally, Barbie has a dog that eats and makes a mess! When Tanner has to crap, Barbie cleans up with her special magnetic scooper and trash can.
International Pooper Scooper Day is Coming.
It’s one of those “made-up” weeks. Like “Get A Grip Week” (Testicular Cancer Week) and “Lie First Before You Lie Last” (Golden Rule Week) and “Chill Out With Your Pills Out” (Medication Safety Week) which all occur April 1 – 7.
And if you think this isn’t an important week, remember: Hot Chicks Pick Up Dog Shit. Even Barbie.
The American Pet Association estimates that over 4.4 billion pounds of poop are crapped in the U.S. That’s enough to cover 900 football fields with 12 inches of dog waste – or one football field with 900 feet of poop. Which would make for a fascinating Super Pooper Bowl.
Give it up for Barbie. Does she also have bags to pick up the poo while walking the dog?
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Is the magnetic poop anatomically correct?
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