I Enjoyed the Sweetness of a Well Made Irish Car Bomb
When I read yesterday that some specialists were turning away clients who ordered an Irish Car Bomb, of course I had to have the local barman put together the ingredients for me last night.
In a tall glass fill about 5/8 full with Guinness, add a jigger of Jameson Irish Whiskey, then drop in a jigger of Bailey’s Irish Cream.
I can honestly say it was “not bad.” I’m not a big fan of Guinness, but the Jameson cut the taste, and having the sweetness of the Bailey’s sitting at the bottom of the pint left me with a good taste in my mouth.
But I didn’t order another.
I can understand those of Irish descent taking offense. Imagine walking into a GI bar and ordering an IED: The ingredients might be: Budweiser, Jim Beam, and breast milk.
Or a Jewish Market Destroyer. Ingredients: Mogan David, Chivas (Kosher), and Giraffe Milk (also Kosher.)
Why, oh why is no one commenting?
Granted, I am on crack this morning. I can’t leave a comment that makes sense to save my life. I blame the government.
But you have to admit; this is fucking hilarious.
For example, I live in the Bible Belt; and yes, it’s worse than in KY. I live in North Texas.
so I wonder if I can walk into a bar (I even have to spend a dollar to join a “club” to buy alcohol in a bar here; it’s how we get around the liquor law) and order a “Christ on a Stick”.
What could we put in there?
Maybe make it like a Bloody Mary, throw in a roofie, and wake up three days later in a cave.
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You are a champ. I love it when you fly by. Love your idea and your attitude.
“Irish car bomb” *lol*. I’m a huge Guinness fan so I wll def. try this. Thanks for sharing!