Things I Would Do With Diplomatic Immunity. — 3 Comments

  1. Consider yourself one of the privileged ones, because — according to the World’s Greatest Authority, Wikipedia — less than 25% of the global population can smell asparagus pis.

    If I had diplomatic immunity, I would light cigarettes in churches, synagogues, mosques, ashrams and Starbucks (Starbuckses?). Also, I would steal all posts on Going Like Sixty and sell them to the highest bidder among foreign agents and Tea Baggers. And I’d definitely wear a T-shirt that said “My influential parents sent me to the United States and all I got was this lousy diplomatic immunity.”
    .-= Larry Wallberg´s last blog pithTiger Woods and Sarah Palin: What’s Going On? =-.