How sweet: over the past 30 days, iTit is the top search term leading readers to Going Like Sixty.

All it took was a designer to come up with a concept mouse shaped like a boob with an interactive nipple. As Inventor Spot explains:  This does not use Double D batteries.

Go here for a more detailed explanation of another variation of the iTit.

For my female readers, please take a look at the Apple iPenis and offer your thoughts and/or personal reviews.

For other designers who are looking to capitalize on the “i” design, here are some other ideas. Send me the royalty checks when appropriate.

• iVagina – sign up  Helena Ivagina as your spokesmodel

• iCrotch – “is that an iPod in your pocket or are your nuts making that wonderful music?”

• iBall – “hey baby, want to touch my Apple iBall?”

• iBum – checks out prospective employee assets in a legal manner, preserves qualifications for HR investigation.

• iPoop – when making beautiful music the natural way fails and all your farts are a little flat.

All products above are purely conceptual. However, if they do come to market, they will be sold exclusively through the official Going Like Sixty endorsed iShit stores.