Citrullus lanatus is 92 percent water.
At my age eating anything at any speed that is 92 percent water means I will pee 192% more than usual. Especially when consumed after 7 p.m.
But man-o-man do I love watermelon.
Citrullus lanatus is 6 percent sugar.
Still can’t pick out a good one. What’s the deal with the thumping? Should it be thuddy? or boomy? I need to start going to the farmer’s market because you can trust those guys. I Google searched it but all I could find were those lame “how-to” pay-per-post or videos with commercials.
But I forget to go to the farmer’s market 92% of the time, so when shopping at Kroger for watermelon, how do I pick out a good ‘un?
Bonus question: Why doesn’t Kroger rhyme with Roger?