Fore! What golfer’s yell when a shot goes awry. Often followed by profanity.

1. Garage door spring broke. Patched and one week to get part.

2. Clothes washer died, error code 51, fully covered by Whirlpool because of my brick washing avocation. One week to get part.

3. Router didn’t withstand a relatively minor lightning strike. I didn’t survive installing new router. Part from Office Depot, hours to install

4. Nancy’s right hand wore out. Part removed, no replacement parts available.