I Broiled My Butt So You Don’t Have To — 7 Comments

  1. I think you and my son are the same person. The things that come out of his mouth regarding asses and s— and a lot more, never cease to amaze me. Of course he says most of it just to get a reaction out of me. Yeah, I think you guys could be great friends.

    Sorry about your burned butt…hope you’re feeling okay. I’ve never been to a tanning salon and I don’t think I’ll put it on my bucket list. Heal well Mr. Kayakman. ~Joy

  2. Written in teeny tiny writing along the top of the inside of a toilet door:

    ‘It’s no good standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump ten feet.’




    ‘Don’t throw your fag-ends in the loo, you know it isn’t right. It makes them go all soggy and impossible to light.’

  3. Wow, thank you so much!

    Try as I might, my big ol’ butt is just too tough to broil. At best, it gets kinda toasty. Plus I have never been to a tanning salon. So I appreciate your doing this so I don’t have to.

    “(NO! AFTER I leave…)” — BWAH!

    (Hey, better your butt than your bits, right?)