I’ve noted a theme to the news this week…
I like the way this guy thinks – I hate pennies too! Pennies are the turds in my pocket. Nickels too.
A man has a bowel movement once every 6 to 8 days. Now that would be pretty convenient. Being able to schedule your crap time has its advantages. Bet if he ate a Carl’s Jr. Footlong burger it would make him move quicker.
Women apparently want to be more like men. Especially when it comes to peeing. Stand2Pee is offering an instructional video on how to carry out this manly feat. (Note: I am not affiliated with Stand2Pee)
And finally this news: it will take an act of Congress to finally get the VOLUME OF COMMERCIALS LOWER. More shit from the gummit whilst they ignore the important crap.