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I am a man.
When I take off my socks, I stand on the toe of one sock and pull my foot out until just the toes are in the sock.
I then flip the sock with my foot in the general direction of the clothes hamper.
If I am feeling particularly skilled, I will attempt the “flip-it-in-the-air-and-catch-it” maneuver.
Same with my underwear.
When I start wearing a bra, I will shoot it like a slingshot at the clothes hamper.
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I’m glad I don’t have to match my underwear with anything.
Boring Saturday much? Hell no! I ended up with 43 pairs of matched up socks. At one pair every week that’s almost a year of not having to do this again.
BTW: there are at least 66 white socks lurking in a drawer all by themselves. These are my favorite socks.
That’s funny-My dryer eats em. Every time I do laundry I end up one short or one extra……….around the house I’ll wear mismatched socks. And my horse riding socks have a big hole in the toe……..but I wear em anyway.
Yep, he’s right! That’s how he “removes” his socks! And if they aren’t in the hamper, they don’t get washed!!!
Every week I’m faced with matching my husband’s all black sock collection. Of course, they are not all the same weave and material so it’s not as easy as matching socks of various colors. But at least he doesn’t have 43 pairs.
@bulbous: I am so embarrassed that you would wear mismatched sox. Hole in sox, hole in flannel jammies. Poor lil thang.
@Catch: Black is black. Who looks at a guys ankles anyway. I hit that many pairs because I made the change to all black.