Or not.

Today we ripped this meme off a blogger named CV Rick blog named Ninja Writer. It’s 50 questions so we will do it in two parts. He stated that he grabbed it from Wry Catcher. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The Ninja Meme, Part One

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. What do you add to your coffee? Coffee is not my choice of beverage, but if it was, I would add elebenty sugars. And milk.

2. What are you reading now? Esquire just came in the mail. I scanned AARP magazine last night.

3. Do you own a gun? No, and I have never shot a pistol. I’ve only shot a small rifle a couple times. I’d like to shoot a pistol just to see what it’s like.

4. Are you registered to vote? Yes, but sometimes I chose NOT to vote. That is my vote.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? No.

6. What do you think of hot dogs? I like ’em. I miss ’em.

7. Favorite Christmas Song? Little Drummer Boy pa-rump-badump-bum. Gotta love a Christmas song about ass.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? I don’t drink anything when I first get up. Water is usually the first thing I drink about mid-morning with my metabolism snack.

9. Can you do push ups? Shit no. And I work out semi-often.  I can work up a sweat (and do) just holding myself in the starting position. So: (try this next time you’re at the gym for core strength) I put my hands on a small 8 lb. medicine ball and get in the position and hold it for 30 seconds, three reps. Yeah? Try it!

10. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? That she knew it? Gretchen Knapp. OMG. I can recall her whole name. I had crushes on others, but they didn’t care.

11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelery? My vagina ring

12. Favorite hobby? Blogging for fun and profit. (Wanna buy an ad?)

13. Do you work with people who idolize you? Oh hell yeah. Those damn rose petals they throw at are a pain the the butt tho’

14. Do you have ADD? Selectively when convenient

15. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself? My compassion

16. What’s your Middle name? Lee

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. Spanish. 3 thoughts. Name.

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday. Major surgery for Nancy, Subway meal for both of us, airplane tickets.

19. Name 3 beverages you regularly drink.  Diet Sierra Mist Cranberry, Diet Lipton Green Tea, Diet Coke. Sometimes all together.

20. Current worry right now? Will it work?

21. What side do you dress to? The outside I guess

22. Favorite place to be? Outside

23. How did you bring in the New Year? Snoozin’

24. Where would you like to go? Greece

25. Name three people who will see today. I’m guessing, this was name three people I will see… Nancy is the only one I know the name of. I’ll see a clerk at the liquor store, a clerk at Kroger, a clerk at Ace Hardware too.