Tyler Bradt Falls Off Cliff In Kayak and Survives: Claims It’s A Record
Watch this dummy plunge his kayak of a cliff – aka waterfall – and survive with just a screwed up wrist. He is claiming it’s a record because the falls measure 189 feet.
Note to Tyler Bradt: floating downstream and falling of the edge of the world into a pool of deep, cold water does not take any special skill or knowledge or bravery.
What it does take is a massive ego and a lack of regard for safety. OK, maybe it takes some big cojones and peer pressure, but nothing more. So why not skip the kayak and just float down the river and over the edge? Now that’s what a real man would do. No, wait, a real man would climb a rickety-ass tower in a gale force wind in a speedo, and then throw himself in a kiddie pool. (172 feet) Oh yeah, and do a triple-reverse somersault at the same time.
Here are some equivalent records that I will be going for soon:
- falling down Mt. Everest
- completing the NYC marathon in a recliner
- most pull ups while not pulling up
- power lifting 6000 pounds with a fork truck
- jumping rope in a pool – but without a rope and water
- most push ups while not pushing up
Congratulations to Tyler Bradt for his stupid world record setting feat:
- dumbest way to Kayak a river
Here is a great comment on the original video (I edited the original video to take out the crap where Tyler Bradt calls his Mommy.)
yet another douche with a death wish.. wooow look at me, I’m a attention whore with a kayak, watch me drop 5000 ft and land on your mother… This sh*t is nothing,,? watch him get a jobby job 5 years from now, then you’ll see Tyler drop and sustain a massive hit of f**king reality.
“What it does take is a massive ego and a lack of regard for safety. OK, maybe it takes some big cojones and peer pressure, but nothing more.”
A LITTLE BEER WOULD HELP, TOO.