Closeout Deal of the Year for Chocolate Lovers
For those of us counting calories, finding this in the RSS feed is just not fair:
For chocolate lovers there is no place like home, with this delicious Chocolate Flavored Holiday House. It’s a home made treat to make yourself. The complete kit includes step-by-step instructions, 4 oz. capacity squeeze bottle, 3 plastic candy molds and three pounds of candy including 32 oz. milk chocolate flavored candy wafers, 4 oz. vanilla flavored candy wafers, 8 oz. spice drops, 2.5 oz. mini jaw breakers, 2.5 oz. peppermints.
FREE FRIGGIN’ SHIPPING.
Let me recap:
Note to special reader who lives with me: This could be a Valentine House! And if you buy it, I will piss and moan every time I eat a wall. It will be your fault. Just sayin’
I’m a purist and chocolate snob. Your description reads chocolate “flavored” and vanilla “flavored” which probably means lots of brown wax with flavorings. I’d rather have 1 bite of the real thing, even it costs more than $1.99. But I’m sure there are many others out there who will enjoy the house special.
@Catchy you are right. Only an analytical mind would actually read the entire description. I just saw chocolate and $1.99. “house special” ahahahahha.
I’ve been a food label reader for years and things like “flavored” catch my eye immediately. I knew you’d like “house special.” It’s nice to have you back. We missed you while you were gone.