I’m getting lost for a few days.

No, I mean seriously lost. Going to a land where they don’t mark the roads or streets or houses. A land where land line phones are a luxury, where internet access is 56k, where GPS is the primary method of navigating.

We will be moving around in a rental car in a place where they “no speaka da English.”

Moving around. Without a guide, with barely a plan, and a map that is going to be a great source of frustration. Even Google Maps can’t figure out how to get from one place to the other where we are going.

But we will be millionaires.  The currency is 500:$1.

The Lost Millionaires.