Harry Baals, Harry Cox, and the others reminded me that I haven’t friended anybody in a while to add to my list of Facebook Friends with Collectible Names:

• Gretchen Shuckert Crumpacker who dumped her Crumpacker and is single again.
• Deanna Polito-Laughinghouse
• Laurie Pollpeter Eskenazi
• Emmylou Cakehead who is just a farmhouse weird Brit

I don’t really know any of these people and have never met them in real life, which is probably good for everyone concerned.

So I’m friending:

• Hugh Mungus – which is probably fake because he calls himself a comedian.

• Mark Clark Van Ark – Joan’s brother (and yes that’s a then and now pic.)

• Helen Back – no doubt with the Russian Mafia and I will end up severely dead. Yeah and make the jokes about Heaven in front… I certainly wouldn’t.

• Tootsie Roehl – Alaskan kid that should not friend me.

• Jenny Rippy Belcher – a name that is a command.

And if there isn’t a Jocelyn Shake or Jocelyn Wiggle in the world there should be.