Mike Hunt Meets Harry Baals, Dick Sweat, Harry Cox, et al
Michael D. Hunt is the new county attorney where Bulbous lives. She is wicked and thought it deserved a mention on Facebook. I had just read that Ft. Wayne is struggling to find a new name for their Government Center. Popular voting is heavily in favor of naming it the Harry Baals Government Center. Harry Baals is the longest serving mayor of Ft. Wayne, Indiana.
Ft. Wayne Indiana was the home of Nancy’s grandparents. She used to visit regularly and her favorite story is the one where her Grandpa took her to the Ft. Wayne Comets hockey game and wouldn’t buy her cotton candy. She was told that was just the dust they swept up from the floor.
I digress.
Here’s the resulting FB thread on Mike Hunt, Harry Baals, Dick Sweat, Harry Cox, and Sofa Q…
Dear Mr. going like 60,
I think you should change your name to going like 14
Yeah, that would work too. I have the sense of humor of a 14 year old boy.
It REALLY would’ve been cool if that thread had been exactly 69 posts long **giggle**
Hey Ron, maybe I can hook you up with Denise (below) she obviously needs some tension release.
I actually found this article a bit confusing from the start. “Michael D. Hunt is the new county attorney where Bulbous lives”. Who is Bulbous? Do I really have to click on a link to understand the very first sentence? “She is wicked and thought it deserved a mention on Facebook.” So Michael Hunt is a woman (this is plausible) who is wicked, and she thought “it” deserved a mention on Facebook. What is “it”? The second paragraph introduces us to “Nancy”- no explanation of who she is or why she matters in this article. Adding “but I digress” doesn’t save the paragraph or the article, and actually confirms that reading it wasted my time.
I find a lot of internet articles are written in this careless, self-serving manner, as if precision and clarity don’t matter any longer because the audience doesn’t matter. I figured, however, that a blog written by – and aimed at-, an older crowd would not accept this new style of writing. Obviously I was wrong.
Oh Denise just buzz off. Jaysus woman, is this the best thing you have to do with your life on the innerwebs? This isn’t an “internet article” you dumb biyotch, it’s a blog. Yeah old people only read Chaucer.